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You want to put some quote's in your signature at some forums, but you have to many quote's to show in there? We found a solution for this:
The next code can be put in your signature, it will show you next image. Each time the image is loaded, a different quote will be shown.
If you wish to submit a quote, you can do so here.
You can change the colors if you wish, how? Simple: just use "imageQuote.php?tc=<>&tc2=<>&back=<>" instead of the normal "imageQuote.php".
Replace the "<>" with the decimal code of the colors you wish.
For example: http://www.wuyts.org/tom/imageQuote.php?tc=000015047&tc2=217232243&back=046081119
It will look like this:
| Quote's: |
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| "If it's worth doing, someone will pay you to do it. Otherwise, find something more usefull to do!" - RCTycooner |
| "Let life treat u good. If it doesnt, make it." - Cade |
| "Nobody's perfect, unless you redefine perfect as a less perfect thing!" - RCTycooner |
| "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one." |
| "There are 10 types of people; those that understand binary and those don't" |
| "Winning means being unafraid to lose." - Rich Dad, Poor Dad |
| "Cynics critize, and winners analyse" - Rich Dad, Poor Dad |
| "As long as there is trust, there is betrayal." - Battle Royal |
| "If you aren't remembered, then you never existed." - Lain |
| "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing" - Albert Einstein |
| "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein |
| "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." - Albert Einstein |
| "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day, but teach him how to fish on his own and he'll eat forever." - Maimonides |
| "Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." |
| "Good things require patience to develop." |
| "I'm not perfect. If I were, I wouldn't be human." |
| "Absolute rule No. 1: There is no such thing in business as an absolute rule. Every rule has an exception." |
| "Life's too short to discuss things, therefore, I'm always right" |
| "It can be really simple, or devilishly complex as time allows!" |
| "Pride, and arrogance are a weapon only to your opponents, and sooner, rather than later, they will be your downfall." - DoubleTracer |
| "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world..." |
| "Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can..." |
| "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film." |
| "The more you fill your life with anger, the less room there is for love." |
| "Do something. Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!" |
| "In the game of love, there should always be two winners." |
| "If enough people believe something, it becomes a reality." - Cade |
| "One of the worst things in the world is having to wait on someone else to do your business." - Cade |
| "It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt." |
| "Rule 1: Don't lose money. Rule 2: Remember rule 1!" - Warren Buffet |
| "Happiness is like peeing your pants... everyone can see it but only you can feel it!" |
| "A man that flies from his fear may only find he has taken a shortuct to met it." - Tolkien "Unfinished Tales" |
| "Life is a simple combination of two things: trial and error!" - RCTycooner |
| "Programming is similar to sex. If you make a mistake, you have to support it for the rest of your life." |
| "One of the truisms of programming is that as soon as you make something idiot-proof, the universe builds a better idiot." |
| "The concept that programming is something that you need special education to do is not right. It is something that is promoted by the priesthood." - Chuck Moore |
| "Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water." |
| "Opportunity is rare, and a wise man will never let it go by him." - Bayard Taylor |
| "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney |
| "The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." - Bill Gates |
| "Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" - Clifford Stoll |
| "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - Farmers' Almanac |
| "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." - Isaac Asimov |
| "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." - Jef Raskin |
| "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein |
| "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso |
| "In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." |
| "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." - Robert X. Cringely |
| "The sum of intelligence on Earth is constant, the population is rising!" - 5 |
| "Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television." - David Letterman |
| "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." - Emo Phillips |
| "Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have." - Doris Mortman |
| "If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much." - Donald H. Rumsfeld |
| "Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Claud Cockburn |
| "To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep." - Joan Klempner |
| "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." - Michael Pritchard |
| "American beer is like having sex in a canoo: fucking close to water." |
| "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." |
| "Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others." |
| "I never lie. I wilfully engage in a campaign of misinformation." |
| "Some of the best things in life are total mistakes." |
| "I never fail. I experience negative success." |
| "Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry." |
| "Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." |
| "Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood." |
| "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?" |
| "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." |
| "Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens." |
| "Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors." |
| "Imagination is more important than knowledge..." |
| "A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." |
| "Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good." - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." |
| "Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something." |
| "Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on." |
| "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." |
| "The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." |
| "There is never enough time, unless you're serving it." |
| "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." |
| "Where facts are few, experts are many." |
| "Well, heaven knows how I love you, and you shall one day find it." |
| "Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth." |
| "One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." |
| "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." |
| "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." |
| "Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." |
| "I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." |
| "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." |
| "In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes." |
| "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." |
| "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." |
| "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." |
| "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." |
| "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." |
| "'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." |
| "Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines." |
| "I am no more humble than my talents require." |
| "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" |
| "A lie told often enough becomes the truth." |
| "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." |
| "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." |
| "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." |
| "Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." |
| "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." |
| "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools, because they have to say something." |
| "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." |
| "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." |
| "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice" |
| "You always pass failure on the way to success." |
| "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." |
| "Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." |
| "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." |
| "First things first, but not necessarily in that order." |
| "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election." |
| "After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." |
| "Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." |
| "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." |
| "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." |
| "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." |
| "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." |
| "Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?" |
| "A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." |
| "A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." |
| "A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure." |
| "Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening." |
| "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." |
| "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." |
| "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." |
| "How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak." |
| "I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" |
| "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way." |
| "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." |
| "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." |
| "Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you." |
| "I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." |
| "Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop." - Henry Mencken |
| "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." - William Shakespeare |
| "Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." - Amy Bloom |
| "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." - Henny Youngman |
| "Real love stories never have endings." - Richard Bach |
| "Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason." - J. Ghetto |
| "Some say sex is overrated but they just ain't doing it right." |
| "Don't fear tomorrow, if you can be happy today!" |
| "As far as I'm concerned, future machine domination is a small price to pay for better search results now." |
| "Fly with a too far forward CG, doesn't fly well. Fly with a too far aft CG, doesn't fly long." |
| "Software creation is a creative activity, an accurate description would be craft, art or something along that line." |
| "The sands of Time fall, reguardless of those bound to mortal life, watching those who wander away, leaving only those who walk their chosen path.... Are these truly the paths we are meant to walk?" - Chris/EmeraldFang666 |
| "I'm a social drinker. If someone says I'll have a drink, I say 'So shall I'." - Dwarfs at WoW |
| "I don't have a drinking problem: I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, NO PROBLEM!" - Dwarfs at Wow |
| "You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis |
| "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - K. Wilson, Nintendo |
| "What happened happened, and couldn't have happened another way." - Morpheus, Matrix Reloaded |
| "Reading is discovering that others have already written what you think." - Kees Stip |
| "Everything you need for better future and success has already discovered. And guess what? All you have to do is go to the library." - Jim Rohn |
| "Most people are born as an unique being, but they die like a copy." |
| "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams |
| "If I could only use one word to describe the way I feel about you, it wouldn't be love, because that would be a huge understatement." |
| "An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have." - Andy Warhol |
| "When you have everything, what could you possibly desire? The one you loved most." |
| "True love is the only heart disease that is best left to "run on" - The only affection of the heart for wich there is no help, and none desired." - Mark Twain |
| "There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know." |
| "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." |
| "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. What does kill me, I'll deal with when I respawn." |
| "Think Globally. Act within local variable scope." |
